Stealing Halloween candy from children

So on Halloween, the most awesome holiday ever, I went to the store and bought candy for trick or treaters. (I live with two dudes who are very unlikely to think that far ahead.)

My roommates were continuously warned not to consume said candy. I pointed and gestured. I raised my voice so they could hear me over the TV. I threatened them with bodily harm. I repeated myself.

 

 

They promised. I forced them to make eye contact with me and promise. They promised again with eye contact.

They lied.

They never turned on the outside light and they ate all the candy before 7pm.

For lack of better options, I silently raged.

That's all I've got.