About

I was born and raised in the south. Being Jewish in the south means life in a public school system is like living in a fishbowl, with people constantly tapping on the glass trying to save your soul without your consent.

I would consider myself indoorsy. Nature and I just don't get along.

I have developed a liking for fine office equipment.

Things I love:

• getting mail
• organizing things
• all dogs
• most cats

Things I loathe: 

• reading instruction manuals
• camping
• being at a perfectly nice dinner party and then they serve something with mushrooms